No, no, no… everyone knows the proper way to begin carving a pumpkin is to slowly walk up to it, while chuckling deep in your throat. You largest carving instrument in hand (bonus points if you can get light reflections from off the knife as well). Slowly, slowly, you lay out the instruments of torture in a neat, orderly row. Then, you lean in and whisper “Oh, the things I shall do to you!”
No, no, no… everyone knows the proper way to begin carving a pumpkin is to slowly walk up to it, while chuckling deep in your throat. You largest carving instrument in hand (bonus points if you can get light reflections from off the knife as well). Slowly, slowly, you lay out the instruments of torture in a neat, orderly row. Then, you lean in and whisper “Oh, the things I shall do to you!”
I think I’ve actually done that!
Irma, you cannot convince me that you didn’t enjoy drawing every last pixel of Panel 3 😛
Haha! Yes, I enjoyed it very much!
To quote the Joker, “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
Homicidal tendencies are totally fine as long as they’re for humane reasons. But Jay may want to move out.
Hahaha.
Humane treatment of pumpkins?! What is this world coming too? 😉
The real question: Is she going to plant all the seeds in that pumpkin? If yes, She will probably have a lot of free pumpkins next year.
What’s this, an ATTACK-o-lantern?